35 Old Cigarette Ads That Will Make You Say “Wait, What?”

You know what I don't miss? Cigarette ads. Back in the day, they were everywhere - TV, newspapers, magazines, billboards, bus stops. If it had a surface, someone slapped a cigarette on it. People smoked in restaurants, on planes, at the dinner table, during childbirth probably. It was a vibe. A smoky, lung-crushing vibe.

But the wildest part? These ads didn't just ignore the health risks - they did the exact opposite. They straight-up pitched cigarettes as good for you. Like, "Your doctor recommends this brand" good. There are ads with Santa lighting up. Penguins puffing away. Children pretending to smoke. (Okay, hopefully pretending.) At one point, there were even taglines promising more "satisfaction," whatever that meant. Because nothing says wellness like a throat full of tar.

Cigarettes might still be around, but cigarette ads? Fully extinct - and good riddance. These vintage gems are pure retro chaos, a time capsule of bad decisions, questionable science, and excellent graphic design wasted on the worst possible product.

So inhale (metaphorically) and scroll through 35 of the most jaw-dropping old-school cigarette ads that somehow, incredibly, were once totally normal.